Crazy Donkey Mule Fuck

So if you don't know the producers say there is huge twist in the season finale that they are calling The Frozen Donkey Wheel in order to keep it top secret.

My theory?



Sawyer works for Widmore and always has.


Evidence?

-He is a Con Man
-A whole episode was dedicated to teaching the viewers the ground rules of the Long Con
-The Island has never reached out to him. He has never had a "horse" manifestation on the island or been anywhere near the smoke monster. Ever. (The island didn't bring the real Sawyer to him, it brought him for Locke).
-He has no connection to any of the shows mythologies and no role to play other than love triangle.
-He didn't kill the Freighter Mercs from the bushes when they passed by.


This is my thinking. It would make Sawyer fucking cool again and create some drama on the island between him & Locke while Ben & the Oceanic 6 are off in the real world.

Naysayers? Bellyrubs? Bring it!

Jater Hater

The Jaters win and I am so bored. This would be a lovely ending for two people like Jack and Kate if they were real people. A spitfire fugitive from the law with a heart of gold, a love lorn surgeon desperate for affection. They raise a friend's child as their own and live happily ever after reading Alice in Wonderland at bedtime and making sweet, sweet love while the kid dozes. But this is television and I want a television ending to this sad love affair. I want the entertaining couple. I want Kate and Sawyer.

And what's with waking your girlfriend up in the middle of the night to propose to her? Wow. That's about as romantic as tossing the ring to her on your way to work. Hey kid, marry me. I'll see ya for dinner.

Sawyer would have been more thoughtful. It's the one you never expect that gives the heart-wrenching performance.